1) severe ischaemic heart disease with 90% occulsion of the LAD
2) diabetes type II
3) gout
4) hypercholesterolaemia
5) stage 3 hypertension requiring 2 different diuretics, an ACE inhibitor and beta blocker
6) arthritis
7) couple of fused vertebrae from carrying all those presents
8) bilateral knee replacements
9) some form of cancer
10) depression
11) alcoholism
12) GERD
13) IBS
14) mitral valve regurg
15) LVH with orthopnea

… I dno about you mate but I might have a word to the Reindeer about the appropriateness of keeping Santa ventilated in ICU given his extensive comorbidities and poor HRQOL