KETAMINE : THE ALBUM

 

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Can you hand me ketamine?

by Aidan Baron

There’s a calm surrender from the patient in bed three
When the pain of a shoulder tug – can be turned to please
An enchanting ampoule, and it sees me through
Every RSI that I do, my patients won’t turn blue

Can you hand me Ketamine
It is where we are
It’s enough for this wide-eyed asthma
That we push it fast
And won’t you hand me ketamine
How pain-free they rest
It’s enough to make every trauma
Believe the very best

There’s a time for everyone if they only learn
That this twisting kaleidoscope is a delirium syndrome
There’s a rhyme and reason to the Wild ED
When the heart of this multi-trauma beats in time with yours